School >:U

Is a pain. I was excited to go, but I hate our health committee and school administration.
New rules:


Rule Change One: "No iPods, MP3 players, Cellphones, and other electronic devices are to be in use from 7:40 AM until 2:40 PM. No exceptions"

Reasons: They think we're going to look up porn in the middle of class on the internet (Even though you can't access the school's wi-fi without a password), Check your facebook/myspace (we're all going to die), go through all the trouble to take a picture of a test, just so your friend can cheat later, or go through all the trouble of saving it to your iPod/MP3 player.

Translation: You all are bad children and don't deserve to have lives or express yourself.

My view: I can understand the cellphone thing, but the iPod and MP3's is just being paranoid.
Most iPod's with internet can't access it without wi-fi. Our school has wi-fi, but it's only accessible to teachers.
And not only that, we aren't allowed to listen to them during classes or in the halls because its distracting and diverts you away from the attention of what you are doing.
I don't think they ever thought that MAYBE some kids (like myself) need the music to seclude themselves from the rest of the classroom in order to concentrate.
If I am secluded from the rest of the class, I think my concentration increases ten fold, mainly because I'm not paying attention to anyone/thing around me.
Last year I listened during my art classes, STEN, after school, during passing periods, and when doing homework and taking tests in other classes (If the teacher didn't mind, of course). I got straight A's.
I must be cheating. *sarcasm*

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Rule Change Two: "No bandana's are to be worn around the neck, leg, inside pocket, etc.. If you are caught with one, we confiscate it."

Reason: They don't really have one... But I think they think it's a weapon or something.

Translation: They just want to make up dumb ass rules to seem powerful.

My view: ....WHO THE FUCK WEARS A BANDANA ANYMORE?!

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Rule Change Three: "Two shifts of buses"

Reason: We got an extra ten and are too lazy to wrap them around the school. INSTEAD, we decided to line them all up in a limited amount of space.

Translation: We're trying to make your life more difficult than it already is.

My view: Go suck a cock.

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Rule Change Four: "Instead of 15 minutes to get to your bus, we figured you only need five."

Reason: Bus shifts, and they're closer to the high school now.

Translation: YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS LOL

My view: Yes, five minutes to get to the bus... IF you can find it and IF you can get through the gigantic crowd of people in the halls, you might have a change of getting there. Especially when you need to stop at your locker and walk halfway through the school.

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Rule Change Five: "No Stickers on your locker"

Reason: It be sticky.

Translation: We can't get them off because we're dumb and can't read.

My view: ...Dumb ass... Look it up... and when you figure out they can take less than a few seconds to take off, them come talk to me. However, I can understand. The removers tend to be a little smelly~<3>>)

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Rule Change Six: "No more deep fried food, and you all have to drink diet soda"

Reason: You're fat.

Translation: You're fat.

My view: OKAY OKAY OKAY. Instead of making us fat, they starve us because they don't have enough time to actually make food. And, they're shoving hair reducers down our throats. Artificial Sweeteners make your hair fall out.

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Rule Change Seven: FRESHMAN FRIDAYS

Reasons: They need help (apparently)

Translation: Lazy asses can't do anything :D

My View: Me = angry
-We were told last year that it was the start of having to stay responsible for ourselves. Now they decide to offer them help? (I'm a sophmore)
-Sophmore's and Upperclassmen aren't allowed to see their teachers on Fridays if they need help or were absent the day before because they're too busy with the freshmen.

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Rule Change Eight: "The weight room is now only open in the mornings before school"

Reasons: No more 4 'o' clock buses to take home.

Translation: Since we can't make you fat with food, we make you fat with lack of exersize!

My View: I went to that weight room every time it was open after school. I'm trying to figure out why they couldn't just keep it open until 5 'o' clock instead of closing it completely.

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I don't like my school.

I really don't =_=