*hiss*

I think I'm going to punch my mom.

Hard.

She won't stop bitching, and like, I'm not kidding.
Ever since she walked through the door.
And everytime I say something, she retaliates with some insult or comment about it.

And also, I have also found out the conditions of whether you are sick or not.

If you are sick you are either:

Puking or dead

If you are NOT sick you are:

Capable of using a computer and are capable of talking, walking, and hanging out with friends.

And when I say this, I mean, if I'm sick I am unable to do anything other that sit there, stare at the ceiling, puke and die.

I didn't know that being able to use a computer meant you can also run a marathon.

I honestly think my dad is about to explode.