Leave it to Kaneland

Leave it to Kaneland to force the students to school during Apocolyptic weather.
Seriously.
Flipping trucks
Funnel Clouds
Tornado Sirens (I don't know if you're aware, but that DOES mean stay inside...)
No power
Lightning Strikes
60+ mile per hour winds
Top heavy buses in said wind...
Rain
Down power lines
Exploding Electrical boxes
No ovens
No Fridges
No way of making food
No way of running a class (You know, we do have windows but they don't provide that much light)

This is wrong.
This is so wrong.
Kaneland, what the fuck are you doing? Do you even KNOW how to run a fucking school?
Yeah, feed all the kids peanut butter and jelly sandwiches when half the kids are allergic to peanuts... THAT TOTALLY MAKES THE SITUATION SO MUCH BETTER.
I have never experienced such a lack of communication
I haven't experienced such shitty weather in a while
Seriously... what the fuck is wrong with you and your administration?
Are you upset because your test grades suck?
Are you sad because you like spending money on plasma screen TVs instead of actually fixing something?
Are you crying because your school is in debt because the state supposedly owes you money?
You're retarded.
So FUCKING retarded.

Did you NOT notice the mass amounts of people who were smart and stayed home?
How would you feel if you got caught in the middle of some law suit because you were too dumb to tell the buses "Turn around and bring them home"?
Oh yeah. Really smart. Really fucking smart.

The entire way to school all I could think was "Holy shit. I'm going to fucking die."
And then when I get here, your 100 year old generators have enough power to light up a total of like, ten class rooms.
Cheap ass school. Everything here is a piece of shit because YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING
Yeah sure, tell all the teachers to show a movie...
WITH WHAT ELECTRICITY?
THERE WAS NONE.
RETARDS.
I HATE YOU.
I HATE YOU.
I HATE YOU, YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT SCHOOL.