Tuesday, November 9, 2010

THIS.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Taemin?
Stranger: what?
You: Taemin?! :C
Stranger: NO
Stranger: NO Taemin
You: N-No? But why?
Stranger: i dont know what the hell taemin is
You: You took him, didn't you.
You: You will pay. I will sick Onew on you like there was no tomorrow.
You: You will regret everything.
Stranger: Nah
You: Yes.
You: HOW DARE YOU TAKE MY TAEMIN AWAY FROM ME
Stranger: ITS MY TAEMIN
Stranger: SO STFU
You: NO GIVE HIM BACK
You: DON'T MAKE ME GET ONEW
Stranger: ILL TAKE ONEW TOO
You: NO
You: HE NEEDS HIS CHICKEN!!!
Stranger: WELL HE CANT HAVE ANY
You: YOU CAN'T DEPRIVE HIM OF HIS CHICKEN
You: WHAT KIND OF SICK PERSON ARE YOU
Stranger: SOME PERSON WHO DOESNT LIKE CHICKEN
You: YOU HORRIBLE HORRIBLE PERSON
Stranger: NO
Stranger: YOUR A HORRIBLE PERSON
Stranger: TRYING TO TAKE MY ONEW
You: THEN... THEN I'LL GET KEY. HE DOESN'T LIKE ANYTHING.
You: NO. MINE.
Stranger: MINEEEE
You: MINE
Stranger: NO
You: YES
Stranger: FUCK NO
Stranger: MINE
You: FUCK YES
You: MINE
Stranger: NO CHICKEN EITHER
You: MINE MINE MINE
You: NO SCREW YOU
You: GIVE ONEW HIS CHICKEN
Stranger: ONEW DONT GET NO CHICKEN
Stranger: HE ONLY GETS CELERY
You: NO HE GETS ALL THE CHICKEN HE WANTS
You: HE WROTE A SONG ABOUT IT
You: HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO HIM
Stranger: CELERYYYYYYYYYYY
You: CHICKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
Stranger: TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
You: DDDDDDDDD:<
Stranger: KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN!!!
You: ONEW'S CHICKEN
Stranger: ONEWS CHICKEN SUCKS
You: ONEWS CHICKEN IS BEAUTIFUL
You: THEN HE EATS IT
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: HOW CAN YOU EAT BEAUTIFUL CHICKEN
Stranger: YOU MONSTER!
You: HE CAN EAT IT BECAUSE HIS SMILE IS MORE BEAUTIFUL
Stranger: HIS SMILE IS ALL SNAGGLETOOTHES
You: SO HE CAN EAT BEAUTIFUL CHICKEN WITH HIS BEAUTIFUL TEETH
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH NO YOU LIAR
Stranger: SNAGGLE
You: BEAUTIFUL
Stranger: SNAGGLETOOTH
You: B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L
Stranger: S
Stranger: N
Stranger: A
Stranger: G
Stranger: G
Stranger: L
Stranger: E
Stranger: T
Stranger: O
Stranger: O
Stranger: T
Stranger: H
You: B
You: E
You: A
You: U
You: T
You: I
You: F
You: U
You: L
Stranger: UGLY AS HELL
You: CHICKEEEEEEEEEEEEN
You: NO
Stranger: CELERY
You: CHICKEN
Stranger: CELERYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
You: CHICKEN
Stranger: NO
You: YES
Stranger: FUCK NO
You: FUCK YES
Stranger: I CHOOSE PIKACHU
You: I CHOOSE LADY GAGA
Stranger: I CHOOSE MICHAEL JACKSON
You: LADY GAGA USED STRADDLE
Stranger: ITS INEFFECTIVE
You: MICHAEL JACKSONS SPEED DECREASED
Stranger: FUCK NO
You: FUCK YES
You: LADY GAGA USED POKER FACE
Stranger: MICHAEL JACKSON USED MOLEST
You: ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE
Stranger: ALSO FUCK NO
Stranger: BULLSHIT
You: ALSO FUCK YES
You: HOW DID THIS TURN INTO A POKEMON BATTLE
Stranger: BECAUSE I FUCKING WANTED IT TO
You: YOU MONSTER D:<
Stranger: YOU USED FUCKING LADY GAGA
You: BECAUSE SHE'S AWESOME
You: SHES BETTER THAN MICHAEL JACKSON AND PIKACHU COMBIIIIIIIIIIINED
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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